In an event even The Onion couldn't make up. A Chinese husband has a baby with his rather attractive wife, but it's not long before lawsuits come-a-flying. The reason? His baby is too "ugly" to be his, so naturally she must have cheated on him.
The real reason? Well, it turns out that the wife had some pretty damn good plastic surgery (see picture below)
Not to say that suddenly excuses the fact that he freakin' won the case! They settled for the Chinese equivalent of $120,000.
I guess now we have a new "yo' momma" schoolyard taunt - "Yo' momma so ugly that yo' daddy sued her for making you!"
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/10/man-sues-wife-for-being-naturally-ugly-u.php