Words are funny things. One set of words can instantly calm someone down, one set of words could spark off a massive argument. Matter of fact, it might be more accurate to say humans are funny things...
Anyway, this is about the latter. Not the humans. The words. The words that let loose the dogs of hell. The words on the can opener with which the can of worms is opened. The words that seemingly instantly cause havoc, arguments, and hatred. Basically, what phrases seem to instantly spark off arguments between those you know?
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