The forums have been a bore recently and I haven't seen one of these goofy threads in awhile, so here we go!
If The Escapist was a high school where would you figure into it? Would you be a naive freshman, the lead football star (USA! USA!), the school psychologist or perhaps the janitor? Would you be a player, have a high school sweetheart or be forever alone? What kind of clique would you fit into and who would you consider to be your enemies/rivals? There are a million ways you could describe yourself in this theoretical situation, so I won't even try to list them all off here. Have fun!
Suppose I'll go first... I'd probably be one of those class clowns that most teachers don't actually mind all that much. I'd be in the market for a rebound (or several) as I would likely run against Daystar for class president after a nasty breakup we'd obviously have to go through. As for a clique... I'd probably be a drifter who plays D&D with the nerds at lunch, but enjoys small talk with the cheerleaders after a game.
I'd act very confident and awesome in front of my fellow students, but in reality I'd be somewhat insecure about how others view me and sneak away to the councilor's office frequently to get some sound advice. I'd always campaign to make every school event cat-themed. Also, if I lost the prom king vote I'd probably steal the mic from the principal and start berating everyone for their insolence!