Spurred on by the "germany"-thread, I had my magnificent mind get to work on which other country would lend itself to an entertaining thread, and then I remembered: I am on the internet. There is no country the internet is as obsessed with as Japan.
I would make quips and jokes about Japan, but that would only taint your reaction, which is why I have a spoiler further down for those interested in the mindless, potentially offensive ramblings of a mad mad manatee.
So, tell me, what is the first thing you think of upon hearing "Japan"?
Just "Japan".
Go.
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