Over at the Civilization Fanatics forums, there are numerous "Ask a (insert ideology here)" threads, where Christians, Communists, corporate fat cats, and others who catch a lot of shit on the Internet are afforded the opportunity to clarify and defend their positions on a wide range of issues. I've decided to bring the phenomenon to the Escapist with this inaugural thread, where I will thoroughly expose why all of you gay socialist pussies liberals and ignorant Bible-thumping racists conservatives are the scum of the Earth sadly misinformed on a number of subjects.
So... fire away.