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The Dapper Gentlemen's League of Top Hatted Villainy. Now Recruiting!

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Who are we, what are we? Look at the door, now back at the computer, now back at the door, now back at the computer. Now click on the spoiler box!

Did you wait until I told you to click on the spoiler box? If you did, then goooooood, if not, then I ask that you kindly leave the room now sir.

Have you ever wondered why the Captchas seemed to have gained sentience?

Have you pondered why it seems every country on the planet has a pretentious Latin Motto?

Did it seem... Strange? When all mentions of Half-Life 3 just "disappeared"?

The Knights Templar, Freemasons, Illuminati, those were mere sects, branches that people have hunted down in a sort of superstitious fear of the unknown... All the while they have missed the terrible truth!

'Twas us all along! From the dawn of time, we have lived in the shadows! We are the Dapper Gentlemen's League of Top Hatted Villainy!

We are the well groomed, well mannered, well mustachioed men who shall defeat the Brovengers AND the Injustice League! We shall conquer Escapistia!

Now you may have a few questions, FEAR NOT! For I shall answer them all!

And who can forget our league's beloved founder?

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Truly an influence to us all!

So don't delay! Join the League today!

Captcha: Writing Desk

HAHA! THE SENTIENCE PROGRAM WORKS! IT KNOWS WHAT I'M WRITING ON!


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