Action movies today are all about nail polish and CGI. CGI are not that good looking so its really crap.
I was playing Blood Dragon and then I realized, or should I say remember, just how awesomely rad the 80's were. There are so many references to rad movies in Blood Dragon that I decided to fire up Commando.
The movie starts with a bunch of people GETTING KILLED. The first guy gets killed while emptying the trash (you keep that in mind) while the other whos a car salesman gets run over by a villain customer. The third guy is a fisherman who gets blown up.............
Then all of a sudden you see a chainsaw, and the camera zooms out and you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime carrying a 250 pound log on his left shoulder while hes carrying a big chainsaw in his right arm. He then walks to his survivalist house in the middle of nowhere where he starts to chop this wood into pieces with an axe. As hes cutting wood he can see a reflection in the blade of his axe and he turns around and its his daughter. He picks her up and they lol together. A few seconds later he senses a helicopter approaching. It lands and some people exits it.
An army guy with stars tells Arnold that his men has been killed off, but everything is cool because he got some men to protect him. Arnold asks if they are any good and the army guy says they are the best but not as good as him. Then the guy leaves in his chopper and as soon as hes gone some guy appears from behind the bushes and kills one of the guys and injures the other. Arnold is on the ground protecting his daughter (of course)They all crawl into the house. Arnold asks the surviving soldier if hes ok, even though injured he says yeah I'm ok. Arnold says be on the lookout, remember they are down wind. Down wind you mean I can smell them? I could Arnold replies.
Arnold tells his daughter to hide in her room and as she goes there he runs into his survivalist walk-in gun locker where he gets a big fucking gun that he puts in his belt and he also gets a big assault rifle and lots of ammo. He runs to his daughters bedroom but shes not there, theres just a douche with a wife beater beard that tells him to relax and that if Arnold wants to see his daughter again he needs to cooperate. He asks "if you want to see you daughter again you got to cooperate right?"
Arnold answers "WRONG" and he blasts the guy in the forehand with the assault rifle.
Action movies in the 80's are better than the reboot/remake SHIT today. After playing Blood Dragon I watched Commando (10/10) and I'm now watching the Running Man and after that I will watch total Recall and after than Predator.
(what happened next?)
Arnold gets his guns on