So I showed my wife the Dragon's Crown Sorceress gigantic boobage art and let her know about the debacle surrounding it.
We talked about it for a bit, but then we stumbled on the funniest conversation tangent I've had in a looooooong while. (pun intended)
If the developer really wants to go for a gonzo-anime version of Conan the Barbarian, why not make it equal? You know the dwarf character in Dragon's Crown? Notice how, despite the fact that he's an enormous person, you can't really see his package?
Here's my wife's idea: How about for every Sorceress-styled character you include a roided-up, beefcake warrior-dude stripped down to nothing but a banana-hammock? In addition, he should have a huge package. I'm talking SCARY huge. Like at least as big as one of the Sorceress's breasts huge. On top of that, what ever physics make the Sorceress's breasts bounce like they do should be applied to it. His junk should flop up and down as he runs and swing side to side as he twists his body in his attack animations. Just for good measure, give him a quick-pelvic-thrust-at-the-camera victory move to show off some extra-visible dong physics.
Personally, I would be completely accepting of this. If you're gonna go for a gonzo-anime objectified-sexualization "Conan the Barbarian" art style, you've gotta commit. Also, I find the idea absolutely hilarious.
P.S. This is the most homoerotic thing I've ever written.