Just a random question/thought, but what "Worthless" super power would you like to have?
Now, to define "worthless", I mean a super power that doesn't necessarily make you super. More of a novelty power, just something that would be fun to do. For further clarification, a real super power is stuff like flying, super strength, super speed, invisibility, etc. Things that could help you perform/prevent crimes, for instance.
As an example, I'll give you mine...which is pretty cliche, I know, but I REALLY wanted to do it to someone today. That is, quite simply, the ability to reach into a computer screen, through the internet, and out of someone else's computer screen to slap them in the mouth and flip them the bird. That's all I want...god I think that would be incredibly satisfying.
So yeah, since I took the easy and obvious one, it's up to you to come up with some not-so-super super powers! As another example, when I asked a friend of mine this, he he'd like the ability to have Casey Hudson get kicked in the balls (or at least feel like he's been kicked in the balls) every time my friend clicked his tongue. :3