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Thou art the Chosen One! Steel yourself for adventure!

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Congratulations! You have been chosen from a group of young/youngish heroes to save the world/the Universe/the local food court/15% on car insurance by switching to Geico/whatever!

Also, this ain't no early NES JRPG, where all they give you when you start your quest is a handful of quarters, a pointy stick and a reassuring pat on the back, no sir. Whoever it is who has tasked you with saving the world/the Universe/the local food court/15% on car insurance by switching to Geico/whatever is giving you access to an absolutely ginormous armoury containing weapons, armor and all kinds of useful items from pretty much any work of fiction ever, as well as all the training and practice you need to use 'em like a pro! After all, this is NOT gonna be easy in any sense of the word, and they need to make room in the armory for an overground swimming pool, so why the hell not? Well, the girls might become easier, but that's another thread.

There's only one thing; you can only take one item from each of the following categories:

One melee weapon
One ranged weapon
One magical item/ability
One protective outfit
One mode of transportation

Don't forget, it can be ANYTHING, as long as it's from a work of fiction and it belongs in one of those categories. Also, try and vary the sources you get 'em from, m'kay?

Here's what I'd pick:

So, fellow hero, how will YOU outfit yourself for your epic tale of epic epicness?


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