Dead Space 3 Needs 5 Million Sales Or Franchise Goes Bust, Says EA

In other news, idiots who love caps-lock too much still on the loose.

But back to you in the studio, Rampant!

Thanks Rampant, as the title says, EA has said that the popular Science-Fiction-Horror game series, "Dead Space" will be cancelled if Dead Space 3 does not make $5 Million. Over to PC Gamer for the facts:

http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/06/15/dead-space-needs-around-five-million-fans-to-survive-according-to-ea/

And the fans reaction? Over to weather!

Thanks main studio. As you can see, the average fan slowly grows more angry the more they interact with EA business deals, meaning that this will cause people to swear off EA products, thereby robbing the game of it's needed 5 Million Copies. The iorny is brilliant- Oh screw this. Sorry, I was just watching The Newsroom online.

Look, if you still don't get it, EA will kill the Dead Space franchise if 5 million copies aren't sold, even though both of the previous games averaged 2 million and got decent reviews from Yahtzee.

Fellow forumers, start your engines.