Let's have some fun!
While most nerds appreciate winter's lack of glare inducing light, it can get kind of dark in The Escapist bunker. We're feeling a little pent up with sillyness, and would really love for you to join us in our merrymaking.
Submit your best captions for the photo below by posting a comment in this thread. Post as many times as you want, but please put some effort into it. The top 5 submissions after 2 weeks time will win this splendidly spiffy photobombing stingray badge!

Very shiny stuff, eh?
Here, I'll start...
"Is that Justin Bieber over there? I heard he's single..."