I need your help.
I am an aspiring comic writer who lost a bet. At a hookah bar, I played my best friend in poker, he's also working on one of my comics. I bought back in the game by promising him that if I lost, I would actively seek someone who wanted me to write an MLP Fanfiction.
I lost.
He's ceased work on the comic until I write this fanfiction but here's the deal. I'm not going to be taking it seriously because what could be more boring than to present my friend a straight faced pony-fic from someone who doesn't watch the show? So I need your help.
I'm going to be writing it in an omniscient third-person from a narrator who, neatly mirroring myself, is approaching the project with a comedic, bored, dismissive affectation. Here's where I need you.
Give me a starter course on characters, setting, general plot lines and what not and maybe some ways to make pony inside jokes so it's a little funnier. I come to the escapist because I know there are a few on here and you're actually tolerable, interesting people unlike YouTube bronies or "/b/read". Help a fellow escapist out?
tl;dr: A valid excuse to tell me all about your little pony show.
Thanks in advance.