Sit on a toilet without looking at it.
I put the toilet seat down because fuck it, why not. It's a habit. But seriously, who sits on something like a toilet without inspecting it? Without even so much as glancing at the thing?
I can hardly sit on a chair without looking it over for moisture or structural integrity (I'm a large man). I find it absolutely impossible to sit on a toilet without grabbing a few sheets or TP and wiping it down real quick.
How on earth is it possible for you, or any man (gotta be PC right?), to sit on something of that nature without looking?
If you splash down I firmly believe it is your fault and yours alone.
Discuss!