Friends, Romans, Escapists, lend me your ears...
As many of us can attest to, the state of the world we live on is basically going coco-bananas. World leaders aren't getting the things done, things that people desperately need. It's time for a change.
This is why, on December 16th, 2012, I am officially nominating myself for President/Dictator of the Escapist for 2016.
Me and my running mate, Lucem712 have a platform that we believe works for all
*Raising taxes on the 1% users with Publisher's Club
*Creating more jobs here on the Escapist, so we can stop sending them off to other sites
*Increased union benefits for the middle-class hamsters that work hard to make this site run
*Supporting the right for same-sex avatars to marry
And various other measures to make our great site the best it can be
My cabinet is formed from the best homeless people professionals here on the site. With your vote, we can make things better for all
Thank you, and God/Gods/Other Bless the Escapist