The Escapist Basement.

...Ya know I just realized...

Every time we get a new member we tell them "Stay out of the basement."

Where the hell is the basement and what the hell do we have locked in there that we should stay out of it?

Yeah I know I'm breaking the rule about the basement, that we shouldn't TALK about the basement but damn it! THE PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW!

So where is it?

EDIT:

SaneAmongInsane:
Gentlemen! Behold! I have started a petition on Change.org!

https://www.change.org/petitions/http-www-escapistmagazine-com-reveal-the-location-of-unlock-the-doors-of-the-basement-2

OUR VOICES WILL BE HEARD ESCAPIST! WE WANT ACCESS TO THAT BASEMENT!

#OCCUPYTHEBASEMENT