(OP's note: Just to make it clear, I am not Victor Pride, nor am I a friend of Victor Pride. My friend sent me this article and I nearly gave myself a hernia laughing at it. It is truly one of the finest examples of self-parody I have ever seen. Bravo, Victor.)
So, you want a girlfriend but you don't want a whore.
Fear not, noble traveller upon the road to dating nirvana, because romance guru and legendary ladies man Victor Pride is here to tell you just how to cut through the sluts and find your way to the perfect subservient partner.
Enjoy, and you're welcome.
http://boldanddetermined.com/2012/11/29/how-to-meet-shy-girls/
A few key tips:
"Shy girls do not typically have the black girl attitude of 'I don't need no man. I'm as strong as a man. I'm just as good as a man. I'm just one of the guys.' or any of that bullshit."
"Part of being a man is being protector of your property, that includes your woman."
"Shy girls will often be described as pretty, rather than beautiful or hot. You may luck out and find an ugly duckling, a girl that previously had acne, wore goofy glasses and braces, was fat, or was sickly as a child. These girls can sometimes grow up to be quite beautiful but have the mentality of the ugly girl."
"Your job is to TEST the shy girl and make sure she is true to her word. If she says "I want to wait" but then lets you ram her 12 minutes later you know she isn't a "good girl" and you can start your search again."
"Don't confuse shyness with mental instability or depression. There is a difference between a shy girl with a healthy amount of modesty and a sick girl with extremely low self-esteem. If she's dressed in all black, is unkempt and dirty, constantly talks about things she hates or is an avid user of alcohol or narcotics kick her to the curb."
"You don't need to act like a nice guy dweeb to get a shy girl. You don't need to keep your hands to yourself and "respect her boundaries". You need to be the aggressor, like a gentleman caveman."
"When you finally do get in you'll have the pleasure of saying, into her ear, 'you're my property now'."